Thursday, November 30, 2023

Let's Give Thanks!

I'm thankful for two things this year:

First, that Henry Kissinger is finally dead.


Anthony Bourdain put it best: 

Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia – the fruits of his genius for statesmanship – and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milošević. While Henry continues to nibble nori rolls and remaki at A-list parties, Cambodia, the neutral nation he secretly and illegally bombed, invaded, undermined, and then threw to the dogs, is still trying to raise itself up on its one remaining leg.”

Needless to say, Twitter (what's left of it) was celebrating.

The second thing I'm thankful for is that my cat is still with us. 

Yeah, around this time last month, my cat became incredibly lethargic and wouldn't eat, or drink water, or act like herself. We honestly thought she was a goner, and none of us had the heart to take her to the vet and make the decision none of us wanted to make. She's 17, it was definitely possible that her time had come.

A few days in, I was telling her my goodbyes. "Say hi to DJ and his cats for me," I told her.

Well, she must have because she started to bounce back after that and as of right now, is mostly back to normal, annoying us at all hours of the day once again!

That pic above was her back in her "normal" phase. She just looked so adorable.

And, okay, I have one more thing to be thankful for: the weird stuff you see at anime conventions.

Anime NYC was a few weeks ago and I had lots of fun. Tiring, but fun.

But man, I am an Old. Do you know what Genshin Impact is? Or how about Honkai Star Rail? Hololive? Lycoris Recoil? Well, too bad, because those were the big things this year.

For some reason, the FBI had a booth there.

I was reporting this guy.

I swear there's at least one every year.

He had a matching skateboard deck, too.

And probably the most esoteric cosplay that I recognized: the vending machine from Reborn as a Vending Machine.


Yeah, I can't believe that one's real, either.

That'll do it for this entry! See you next month for Christmas and summing up 2023!



Tuesday, October 31, 2023

Halloweenie Times!

 It's Halloween again!

I had to work today, and I only saw a few costumes. I did see some pretty neat trick or treaters, like a Golden Guard from The Owl House in a group with Chucky, The Nun, and Jack & Sally.

I guess when you go to NY Comic Con for years, Halloween just doesn't do it for me anymore.

And why would it?

It's not every day you see a full blown Sentinel walking around.


Or Mr. Bean walking around in his car.


Or Robocop Captain America


Or Anakin's force ghost


Or a whole


Lotta 


Barbies


Blankie from Brave Little Toaster!


Madam Leota!


Jedi Green Lantern!


Steampunk Green Lantern!


A pair of Hootys (yes, they did the voice. It was creepy)


The Spot and an ATM!


Joker henchmen!

Spirited Away!


The best couples costume I saw.

Puerto Rican Mando and a badass Namor!




Wrestlers were popular cosplays this year, especially Macho Man. Pretty sure all three of these were the same guy: themachoverse on instagram.


Would you believe that there were TWO Mewtwo cosplayers walking around this year?


This Bruno Mars cosplayer was a different mashup every day: Captain America on Friday, Spider-Man on Saturday, and Sailor Mars on Sunday (didn't see that one)


Mandolorians were definitely popular this year, here's two of them with signs. 

And of course Spider-Man was as popular as always. Some other variants, like Hobie Brown (Spider-Punk) and Miguel O'Hara (Spider-Man 2099) got big pushes thanks to Across The Spider-verse.


It was good to see Prince of All Saiyans again. I missed him last year.


And I gotta give a special shoutout to this Buzz Lightyear. I didn't check if he had the wings, they would've been incredible if he had them.

And let me show you some other cool stuff I saw!


I got to meet Bryan Lee O'Malley again! He was signing exclusive prints from the new Scott Pilgrim anime.

And only that print. Everyone in line (including me) brought stuff to sign. Mostly books that were heavy to lug around the city all day.


It's a pretty sweet print, though.


Even got to go to the panel! We were the first people to see the new trailer, the opening, and a scene from episode 1! It looks rad.


The Archer panel screened the last episode (which I already saw three times)...and then announced a three episode finale. Archer: Into The Cold. We got to see the first ten minutes and it was great.


And finally, Kenan and Kel showed up to the Good Burger 2 panel! They're producers, that's how they were able to be there despite a SAG-AFTRA strike. Gotta exploit those loopholes! I'm shocked Kenan was even lucid, he was up to who knows when after SNL the previous night.

We got to see the first ten minutes of Good Burger 2! It's a fun one!


And something for the "why did I buy this?" pile. I already got the picture, why did I spend $15 on this McDonalds (3D printed vinyl) brass knuckle? It was Sunday, I was exhausted.

Happy Halloween, everyone! See you all in November!


Saturday, September 30, 2023

Looking for Margaritaville

Aww man, Jimmy Buffet died at the beginning of the month. I hope he's enjoying a Cheeseburger in Paradise right about now. And hopefully at a Cheeseburger in Paradise, as the last of those restaurants closed in 2020.

It just so happened that I was in Manhattan the day he passed and decided to mosey down to the Times Square Margaritaville to pay my respects.

But it turns out that loads of people were there for the very same reason and I couldn't get near the bar, so no overpriced Landshark as a toast for me.

Well, I didn't leave empty handed. I didn't find Bort, but this was close enough.

Speaking of things I found, I went to the flea market again and found some good treasures!


A disco ball!


A genuine ballot box! (That may or may not have been tampered with)


A novelty license plate!


Buttons! I was hyped to get that Bennigan's one, but as soon as I took that pictured I found a fraternity pin.


I don't know how an APD button ended up in this guy's hands. Apparently, the buttons came from an estate sale. In any case, I liberated it and gave it a shine and now it looks as good as new.


But the winner was this picture of Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake signed to the NYPD Auto Crime division.

It had big Tom Landry Hat energy.


I saw it sitting in a box and it was only two bucks. What a steal!

That's it for September, folks. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go wake up Green Day.