Saturday, October 31, 2015

Let's Get Spoopy!

Hey it's Halloween, it's time to get Spoopy!

What does it mean to be Spoopy, you ask? Well, that's a good question, reader.

It's different from normal Halloween revelry, that's for sure. For one, you have to tell as many dumb Halloween puns as you can.

And dress up in the most obscure costume you can think of. Can't be Spoopy without everyone at the Halloween party trying desperately to guess what you're dressed as.

Taken at NYCC. If you do recognize this one, you're awesome.

Then gather as much "loser candy" as you can. You know, Mary Janes, Bit O Honey, candy corn and those black and orange things.

That's it. Now put them all in a pile, and then throw them all out so you can get some good candy.

And of course listen to great Halloween music.

So of course you gotta do the Spoopy Dance.

That's it! Now you're getting Spoopy! There's just one more thing you have to do.

Grab all the Barbasol you can.

Yeah, they still make it. You know what you do with that, right? Of course you do.