I've been thinking about Canada. It's essentially "America Light." By this logic, that must mean that Australia is Britain's Canada. This also means that New Zealand is Australia's Australia.
Also, John Turturro is shilling Heineken now.
I don't mind one second that someone finally decided to combine the two great tastes of Heineken and John Turturro. My question is "Why?"
Why John Turturro?
Why am I up at 2 in the morning thinking about this?